These Are A Few Of My Many Smells
for example, the lovely ms. mommylap just accompanied me to target. she paid for two items that i desperately wanted and don't truly need but now having them in my possesion i feel much better about myself.
i am now the proud owner of Soft & Dri, citrus squeeze with power stripe. i also own my very first bottle of Febreeze in extra strenghth. you may notice that i bothered to capitalize these brandnames. this is strange because i shun capitalization in this diary for the most part... however, my excitement concerning being a half-assed consumer is quite overpowering.
so i'm celebrating with pride!
the thing is that i forgot my damn deodorant over at the boy's and have been avoiding him a bit due to my cranky mood. ignoring him so i don't dump him and then regret it when the hormones subside. but with no money things were getting stinky, literally.
the more i thought about my underarms the worse they got and that lands us at the target store with our smell-fighting products.
so this has really been a banner week for deep entries, hasn't it? condoms, fake currency, advertising for a wife, pit stick...
i promise to get my head out of the gutter quite soon. like next week.
[the title of today's entry was supplied by the erudite wonders, the dead milkmen. lyrics here.]