A Short Entry on Donkeys
this weekend i learned some new vocabulary. that's not entirely true. i didn't learn any new phrases or anything i just finally learned what they meant. so before i share my knowledge with you please be aware that they're pretty offensive. either that or i'm pretty damn naive... you be the judge.
donkey show: i was informed when i finally bothered to ask that this is something that happens in mexico. if you pay someone a certain amount of money they will take you a place where a girl has sex with a donkey. now whether or not the girl does this voluntarily is not something i know. the whole concept is new to me. i'm not really sure how much more i want to know about this either.
donkey punch: this new addition was inspired by a character on aqua teen hunger force using it. i found on the web site that there is a place that you can donkey punch britney spears. it's a scary interactive game and i'm not linking it for that very reason... and because i'm at work and i don't want to be caught with some porno pop ups in the middle of a class. the boy wouldn't tell me what this was and made me look it up instead. it involves having sex with a girl from behind and then at some point punching her in the head.
so those are my two new bits of knowledge from this weekend. why bother writing about them, you ask? well you should ask because that's really disturbing stuff i just wrote about, isn't it? all the same i have been hearing references to these two activities in jokes and movies for quite some time. i usually nodded my head and made a mental note to find out what they were later...
if you are in the same boat as me i thought that you might rather read about this on a nice polite diary. it's better than having to ask your boyfriend or to find it on the web. unless of course you never wanted to know about this stuff in the first place in which case, sorry i mentioned it.
see what you had me do, red head princess? gonna watch what you say from now on aren't you? sorry 'bout dat.
