Lavatory Lovin'

i've never seen anyone do coke. sad thing is that i kind of want to. i mean if they're going to do it anyway i'd kind of like to see in person what that looks like. sick ticket, aren't i?

last night doll and i saw a guy and a gal run into ladies' bathroom. well, i thought that they were going in there to share hard drugs... right? so i high tailed it in there and tried to hang around for the event.

but this was not the couple's plan. oh no! they had their sights set on a romantic interlude in the john. doll and i pointed at the open stall and encouraged them but they showed us the door. we left of course...

...and came back minutes later on the pretense of needing to actually use the facilities. [we were drunk by this point and we figured that even though we just left the loo we could still run back in credibly.] by this time the gentleman's belt buckle had already hit the tile.

i can't give you a good idea of how long this magic continued. soon enough the establishment got wind of the boom in the bathroom and broke up the young lovers. by then i remember that the girl was also lacking jeans as well. they waited for them to gather their things and escorted them out of the two stall bathroom.

we cheered and clapped! we shouted "buy that girl a shot!" we were really quite entertained.

but i still haven't seen anyone do coke.