Mauled at the Mall

tomorrow my department will be spending an entire day together offsite. the organizers for this day have carefully chosen a site that will help to foster team spirit. they are accomplishing this by asking us to wear identical t-shirts. they aren't bad; they're gray with small lettering on the front. the problem is where they are asking us to wear them - the mall of america.

so, huge ass mall. lame ass event. yeah, it's a match made in heaven. i have a feeling that they are going to have us wearing name tags and singing.

there will be about a hundred of us, too. wearing the same shirts. i wonder if they did this to keep track of us. kind of to make sure that no one wanders off.

i wonder if there will be someone who looks like me at the mall tomorrow. i wonder if this look alike will be willing to wear my shirt while i find some place to drink?

i don't get embarrassed that easily... i was a theatre major for christ's sake. this however is forced camaraderie and it tends to make me gag.

one last thing: i'm thinking about adding one lesbian reference or how-to for guys at the end of each entry. just for the sake of google. i'm sure that there is someone out there doing that already though. i'll leave them to it.