New Trainers Get New Names

more business about our two new trainers. the female now has the nickname weebo. [generic made up name, ya dig?] the male newbie is going to be referred to as sonny.

sonny and i had a meet and greet this morning. yesterday my plans were to work a little feminine mystique with him. i was foiled in that plan because this morning when i finally pulled my ass out of bed otis and his lady were hogging the bathroom. which is of course an exaggeration, they were merely using it when i needed to...

so i did a very quick job of it and drove to work. i'm not saying that i look like freeze-dried rat poop or anything. i'm sure i'm still quite winsome but not so come hither as i had hoped.

i think that it may be that i'm too damn friendly to play any kind of mind game. i am also to attached to my snooze button to doll myself up [which is really the point after all]. the under wire is behaving itself today and i feel less venom against everyone. [excluding big d of course.

i saw a rerun of the conan o'brien show last night. an actress from one of those scary movie spoofs was on, i believe her name to be regina hall. i'd look into it but i don't care. the important part is not who she is as much as what she said. she said that a woman's power stems from her pussy. that if we have a conversation with a man and think about our pussy that we become far more attractive. i haven't tried this yet but the boy stated that she was much more alluring during this discussion.

so i'm going to do some trial work on this idea very soon. maybe even on sonny, our new trainer. just not today. i'm going to have to save the feminine wiles bit for tomorrow when i actually shower.