My Typical Night Out
my favorite of these stories involved a male friend of his and a trip to mexico. the gentleman in question had intimate relations with a young girl while in tijuana. this special moment involved the exchange of money and anal sex. on the young man's return to america he experienced a severe burning sensation in his penis and begged his companions to pull over. after medical attention had been attained it was discovered that instead of a venereal or other sexually transmitted disease the gent had a much more unique problem. his urethra had received a jalapeno seed during his romantic tryst with the young mexican woman.
good story? i'm not sure. kind of interesting though. i also told it in a more dignified manner choosing to omit words such as cornhole.
it made for an interesting evening although doll quickly became tired of sitting next to the storyteller. we left the monte carlo as early as possible and found ourselves outside in the snow. tempted by the blank canvas that is a snow-covered parking lot tophalf carefully wrote the word D I C K in the snow.
there was a trip to sex world after this. that's the minneapolis adult toy and whatnot store. it was just your usual glance around and comment trip and nothing much to say about that.
this is a run of the mill night for me... that probably says more about me than i want to say right now.
