Demonic Doritos - Beware!

oh dear god... last update, i swear. i'm doing this for zoombeanie who hates for me to have blue entries. those last ones were practially navy they were so blue.

today i went to get a snack because my ulcer kicks up a fuss if i don't stuff my face every so often. i put a buck into the vending machine (a.k.a. - 'wheel of death') to get doritos.

the damn things did not drop. i stared at the damn machine waiting for the punch line. then after giving up i began digging in my purse for change. i ponied up the money for another bag of doritos.

this one stuck, too. i know that this is some strange frito lay ploy to make me feel like a worthless yutz. to make matters worse there was a tour of the building happening in which they were looking at the fucking vending machines!

these people were new on the job and this is their first glimpse of their workplace. what do they see but some girl shaking her head and murmuring 'no, you stupid turd. give it up, give it up NOW!'

and it did give up the doritos after i paid for the third pack...

at least those new hires know what to expect when purchasing food in future times - keep your money away from the frito lay (should go into slogan writing, oh yes)

now will someone please sign my guestbook? the poor thing is all dusty and confused. it remembers happier times when people used to leave notes on it... i keep telling it that y'all will be back but i can't keep cheering up the little guy for much longer.

i know that you're busy, just do what you can...

mommylap said that i should post this picture... but i'm just going to link it and let you have a look-see at your own discretion. i was a frenchie for halloween.