Why, Jones? Why!?!

whilst i was trying to recover from the loss of a buddy this morning, i was looking about to see how others get by. how others in d-land get knocked down and then pick their pathetic, computer-pale faces off the ground and get going again... there was definitely a theme.

no matter how bad anything got, they managed to compare their shortcomings and failures to something that was much worse. i'm going to follow suit and add the below abomination to my defense. i might have an off day. perhaps rambling about trite things or going all emotional. but, as god as my witness, i will never produce . . .

turkey and gravy soda


the offending jones soda proudly flaunts its perversion for all to see

i like jones soda. i noticed that my new friend christopher was trying his best to get his friend cory voted onto a bottle label. if there is still time to vote, you should... but only if you vote a ten.

but i digress. i like jones soda and i'm a bit surprised to see them flogging a chemical and gastric monstrosity such as this. not a little disappointed either.

just another soda corporation that has been led from the path of righteousness. moment of silence, please.