This Serves as an "Entry"
I'm waiting for the bank to call me right about now. I don't want to talk to them but I'm waiting for their call nonetheless. I asked for a reset on my online banking password and this requires a supervisor... and currently this supervisor must be off doing crack because they fail to return my call. I pay those people hundreds a year in fees and fines. Please treat me with the kind of respect I wish I deserved.
Also attached to this particular bank phone call is the reason I even wish to bother to look at my online transactions. I'm expecting to be deeply overdrawn soon. I should even mention that I expected to be overdrawn on FRIDAY and this is WEDNESDAY so I'm starting to have a sickening hope that this occurence will...um... not occur.
I have done the math. The pathetic guessing game math that revolves around how much I did or did not spend, how much this or that was and all of it is pulled from one of the shoddiest of memories - mine. I have no recollection of the amount of money I had sitting in the bank when I went to train in Canada, yet again. I have no idea if the current amount is accurate or if I will soon be floundering in the world of the deeply overdrawn.
I don't know and this has required me to call the lovely bank people. It has left me to sit at my computer waiting for a call like some lovestruck kitten just dying for "that boy" to ring. I hate waiting for phone calls. I hate phones...
This is why I find myself working in a call center for the last three years, right?
Maybe I'm trying to train people to be nice in the manner that would please even me, the staunchest of phone-haters, to leave the conversation without stuttering "what... what do you mean? because right now I do not have the pleasure of understanding you."
g'night.